done:

I’d love to meet someone who’s literally head over heels for me and would actually put effort in a relationship with me

(via hotboyproblems)

Answer:

communistbakery-deactivated2017:

oh right I forgot you don’t get horny until the age of 18 thank u for reminding me

oknope:

quotes of the day to motivate me:
“work until your bank account looks like a phone number" 

(via toastbutteregg)

Danny Diamond on That Wedding by Jillian Dodd (via suspend)

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Love makes you feel out of control. I think that’s how you know it’s right.

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via toastbutteregg)

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via haileyybabyyxoxo-blog)

porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

(via gnarly)